The Cookie Factory

A cookie factory has been established on mars. The good news is that students are no longer being used to make cookies. Regular people on the streets are being picked up and transported to the factory and from there the cookies are moved through dimensional transport to my galaxy.

The cafeteria is emptied at 7:20 and a project is underway to make the cafeteria water-tight. When construction is completed the cafeteria will fill with water at 7:20 am each morning and those stragglers who ate late will drown. Scuba gear will be provided for teachers who choose to eat during these times and fish will also fill the tank. Bring your underwater cameras! 

You may question my story as to students being turned into cookies, as the student population has not decreased, and in fact not a single student has disappeared. Here is the explanation. There were twenty thousand students who applied to study here, and only 240 were accepted. SO, WHERE ARE THOSE STUDENTS. You guessed it. They are in the stomachs of my people and have long since been broken down into molecules and atoms and sound frequencies, which fuel the universe.