The Cookie Factory

A cookie factory has been established on mars. The good news is that students are no longer being used to make cookies. Regular people on the streets are being picked up and transported to the factory and from there the cookies are moved through dimensional transport to my galaxy.

The cafeteria is emptied at 7:20 and a project is underway to make the cafeteria water-tight. When construction is completed the cafeteria will fill with water at 7:20 am each morning and those stragglers who ate late will drown. Scuba gear will be provided for teachers who choose to eat during these times and fish will also fill the tank. Bring your underwater cameras! 

You may question my story as to students being turned into cookies, as the student population has not decreased, and in fact not a single student has disappeared. Here is the explanation. There were twenty thousand students who applied to study here, and only 240 were accepted. SO, WHERE ARE THOSE STUDENTS. You guessed it. They are in the stomachs of my people and have long since been broken down into molecules and atoms and sound frequencies, which fuel the universe.

Dreams and Things

I dreamed last night that I scolded a student for not getting off the lap of another student and she started crying. I then consoled her and told her I was sorry, that I had something on my mind. I then found myself surrounded by administrative staff, inquiring into what occurred. Then I was on a bicycle going to school. I normally didn't ride a bicycle to school and I got lost with little time before my first class.

I dreamed that I was kissing a lizard and it morphed into a girl. It kept opening its triangular mouth and I would kiss it like that. Weird, huh?

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